You know it's time to diet when......
- a picture of you got so heavy and fell off the wall!
- You are diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live!
- You put mayonnaise on an aspirin!
- You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts!
- Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."!!
- You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture!
- one day when you got in a fight and the person fighting you got lost in you!
- you eat cereal out of a satellite dish!
- your friends exercise by jogging around you!
- you sat on a Playstation 3 and it turned into a PSP!
- you are measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...!!
- when you farted, you launched yourself into orbit!!
- when drivers had to swerve to avoid hitting you on the road, they ran out of Petrol!
- you could be the eighth continent!
- when you auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark, you got the part of the big Rolling Ball!
- you show up on radar!
- you fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
- the firemen use you as a safety catch!!
ref: Got this from email
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